I’ll Get You My Pretty!

elizabeth-montgomery-14veronica-lake-7Since we’re dedicating this Halloween Week to witches, who better to tell us the best and worst beauty advice than women who have been masquerading as lovely humans?

  • DO ask witches their anti-aging secrets! (Some are hundreds of years old!)angela-bassett-6stockard-channing-8
  • But, DO NOT suck the youth out of little children to stay young…sjp-26
  • DO use kitty cats to bring out your eyes (& keep warm)!kim-novak-4veonica-lake-6
  • DO NOT use mirrors to trap your twin sister in!cloris-leachman-1
  • DO support your local witches’ beauty business!sandra-bullock-13
  • DO NOT insult your hairdresser!angela-bassett-7jessica-lange-10
  • DO rock a dark manicure.jessica-lange-9
  • DO NOT set fire to buildings, just so you can make a smoky entrance.veronica-lake-8
  • DO encourage the use of natural products!lily-rabe-4
  • DO NOT doubt yourself or your beauty. 😉sjp-27
  • But DO summon intense weather for a killer background. 😉alice-englert-3
  • DO rock blue eyeshadow! anjelica-huston-2agnes-moorehead-6
  • DO NOT underestimate the power of a cat eye.elizabeth-montgomery-16
  • When it comes to hair, DO remember more is more!frances-conroy-10cher-6-susan-sarandon-9-michelle-pfeiffer-13
  • DO remember the impression a redhead can make!
  • DO NOT stress over a bad hair day – wear a wrap!angela-bassett-8jessica-lange-11
  • DO mix magic & hair!elizabeth-montgomery-15The-Craft-Hair
  • DO NOT flatten those natural waves.Cher-7-susan-sarandon-10-Michelle-Pfeiffer-14
  • DO experiment with unnatural hair colors, no matter your age!meryl-streep-4 
  • DO NOT let your skin succumb to the ravages of the sunstockard-channing-7-dianne-wiest-7!frances-conroy-11
  • DO shield your eyes from too much sun, too!jessica-lange-12
  • DO NOT smoke cigarettes!ahs-coven-6
  • DO know the importance of mood lighting.sandra-bullock-14
  • DO NOT lie!  It’s bad for your skin.stockard-channing-9kathy-bates-1
  • Finally, DO wear something black…emma-roberts-10-taissa-farmiga-3
  • And, DO NOT underestimate the power of a bold hat. :)jessica-lange-13

Happy Halloween!


veronica-lake-1In the 1942 flick I Married A Witch, Fredric March’s character Wallace Wooley states, “Mere physical beauty isn’t everything.”  That may be true, but did he even LOOK at this dress?  In the classic film, Veronica Lake plays Jennifer, a veronica-lake-3Salem witch veronica-lake-2who’s been stuck veronica-lake-4in a tree for hundreds of years, until a bolt of lightning sets her spirit free!  She’s put a curse on the family of the man who burned her at the stake, and after wandering around the modern world, accidentally drinks her own love potion meant for one of her enemy’s descendants!  It’s the definition of a screwball comedy from that era, and an adorable one to boot!  We had always pictured Veronica Lake as a tall, sultry actress, but she was barely 5’0, and the little cutie runs around this movie creating all sorts of havoc (apparently, not far off from the real life set either!)  In the book Vintage Fashion, Ottilie Godfrey describes in detail how Jennifer’s infamous black dress was made: “For Lake’s wardrobe in I Married a Witch (1942), Edith Head and her fellow costume designers were allowed to use acres of extravagant fabric to enhance the actress’s glamour and help boost public morale.  This black chiffon over nude silk evening dress with Guipre lace bodice detail and bishop sleeves is a perfect foil for Lake’s smoldering beauty.”  We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.  Happy Halloween to all our bewitching beauties!veronica-lake-5

Practically Magic Style

sandra-bullock-3-nicole-kidman-5camilla-belle-6There’s a little witch in all of us.”  In the 1998 film Practical Magic, Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman play very close, but very different sisters that share the same secret – they’re witches!  Sandra Bullock plays the “good” sister, Sally Owens, who just wants to fit in and have a normal life, while her counterpart, dianne-wiest-1-lora-anne-criswell-1Gillian (played by Kidman), just wants to have fun and ignore the townspeople that have judged them for so long.  Their styles are as different as they are from Day One: Sally is soft and innocent (played by a young – and still gorgeous – Camilla Belle, pictured above left), while Gillian (played by Lora Anne Criswell, pictured above right) dresses “edgy” for a kid in feathers and shear fabrics, although here she’s practically “angelic.” 😉  Besides being blessed with special powers, the Owens women all face the same curse that their ancestor Maria accidentally cast upon them: their beloved husbands tend to die!  After being impregnated by a married villager in colonial times, Maria is sentenced to hang but snaps the rope with her abilities, stockard-channing-1-dianne-wiest-2and puts a spell on herself that she will never fall in love again.  Instead the spell has more power than she realizes, and after a few centuries it’s a full-fledged curse, and all the men the Owens women love are “doomed to die.”  After their father is killed, Sally and Gillian’s mother dies of a broken stockard-channing-2heart, and they are left to be raised by their crazy aunts Jet and Frances (played by the incredibly talented Stockard Channing and Dianne Wiest, pictured above and below).  The aunts have a different parenting style than most, but they focus on the basics: eating dessert for breakfast, getting drunk in backyard dianne-wiest-3picnics while discussing dead boyfriends, and making their nieces wildly uncomfortable (HELL YES!)  The aunts also dress like freaking queens: they love lots of over sized accessories, BIG hats, long necklaces, antiquated parasols and luxurious fabrics.  As the movie progresses, the writer hints the aunts don’t age, so it’s hard to guess what time period they’re dressing from… jewelry from the turn of the century, dainty lace gloves from the 50s, exotic silks from the orient, and embroidery from the 19th century… maybe ALL stockard-channing-5-dianne-wiest-5of the decades they have lived through!  Aside from being fiercely stylish, they also teach the girls to hone their craft.  Even at a young age, it’s clear Sally is the more naturally-gifted witch, but as the girls grow up, it’s Sally who wants to hide her talents, while Gillian wants to be noticed for sandra-bullock-6-nicole-kidman-7nicole-kidman-8Sandra-Bullock-7who they really are.  After the Owens sisters grow up, Sally stays in town, gets married to a nice local boy (who unfortunately meets the same untimely demise as her dad), has babies and opens a botanical shop, while Gillian takes off for an “exotic” lifestyle (really just drugs, bad parties and terrible boyfriends…)  After one of Gillian’s beaus beats her and then attempts to kill her, Sally accidentally poisons him and the sisters are forced back together to try and cover up his murder!  sandra-bullock-8(Or bring him back to life… Whichever nicole-kidman-9plan works first!)  The film was costumed by Judainna Makovsky, the extremely talented visionary who brought The Hunger Games to life onscreen.  The movie was made in 1998, and while you can recognize some of the 90s fashion, Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman wear the clothes so well, it makes us want to break out our middle school wardrobes!  (Although, my longstockard-channing-3-dianne-wiest-4 floral skirts and cropped sweaters did not look that cute…)  Since the Owens women are sorceresses of the earth, it makes sense that they wear clothing indicative of their natures: Sally is light and pure, while Gillian is dark and mysterious (much like their aunts, too).  Sally wears beautiful, subtle florals, while Gillian wears rich earth tones.  Both styles are bewitching in completely stockard-channing-4nicole-kidman-10different fashions.  Historically, witches of the same family supposedly do not look like each other, which is why the filmmakers chose Bullock and Kidman, who look nothing alike (same for Channing and Wiest).  But their opposite hair colors also tell a tale: Sally’s warm, chocolate locks fit her girl-next-door sweetness, while Gillian’s fiery red indicates her wild personality.  After the aunts decide to leave, and let the younger Owens sisters solve their sandra-bullock-9nicole-kidman-11own problems (the not-so-dead, abusive boyfriend might be back from the grave?!), Sally and Gillian have to make some major decisions.  A gorgeous sheriff (played by the impossibly cute Aidan Quinn – just look at those eyes, pictured below) nicole-kidman-13investigating sandra_bullock-10sandra-bullock-11stockard-channing-6-dianne-wiest-6Jimmy’s disappearance rolls into town and for some reason, Sally can’t lie to him – or about her true self any longer!  Gillian tries to get rid of Officer Gary Hallet with her adorable nieces (pictured, above) who also have opposite hair hues.  (Fun Fact: A very young Evan Rachel Wood plays Sally’s oldest girl!)  But the daughters nicole-kidman-14soon realize Sally cast a spell for the perfect man as a little girl, and the sheriff fits every item on her list!  Now it’s time for the Owens women to all stick together, banish the curse and save Sally from herself!  Sally’s hair tells another tale, too… it shows her character arc: her hair starts out straight, and the more she accepts herself, the wavier her locks get.  It’s a subtle metaphor for the sweet witch – she’s been trying to conform her whole life, but when she eventually admits who she is and how she really feels, she lets the true Sally show.  Gillian’s style also changes throughout the duration of the film – it starts out a little skanky, but by the end, she’s wearing more conservative and sophisticated clothing (pictured, left).  Both sisters, however different they are, rub off on each other in good ways, but they are always strongest when they are together!sandra-bullock-12-nicole-kidman-15


beautiful-creatures-dressIn this bewitching edition of “Fancy Friday,” we’re showcasing Miss Lena Duchannes (played by Alice Englert) in Beautiful Creatures.  The box office bomb debuted on this editor’s birthday (Valentine’s Day), and she absolutely loved the 2013 flick!  Based on the novel of the same name, it tells the story of an ordinary boy who falls for an extraordinary girl.  Set in the deep south, the two fall in love, while spending copious amounts of time cracking sardonic jokes and reading lots of books – I mean, what’s not to like?  The characters also wear some killer clothes!  Without revealing too much, this scene happens to be the climax of the film, and Miss Duchannes sports this mystical ballgown.  Costume designer Jeffrey Kurland explained to Entertainment Weekly, “I designed the top of the gown as a man’s shirt might look, open and loose, which I felt was more her style.”  The open shoulders on the belted corset, paired with the grays and lavenders in her layered skirt create a mesmerizing look.  These photos don’t even do the dress justice – you have to see the film to really appreciate it!  It’s also the outfit Lena wears when she finally learns to stand on her own and defend herself; and there’s no better accessory than STRENGTH!alice-englert-2

Oh, the Horror! AHS: Coven

ahs-coven-1jessica-lange-2jessica-lange-3God knows all the money in the world can’t buy good taste,” Miss Fiona Goode, aka “The Supreme,” sharply stated.  The style that marches across the screen in American Horror Story: Coven is absolutely breathtaking.  There are so many strong female leads on this show with distinctive styles, we could have dedicated a whole “Witch Week” to each of them!  Season Three of jessica-lange-4AHS tells the tale of small, private all-girls’ school in New Orleans called Miss Robichaux’s Academy for Exceptional Young Ladies.  But this isn’t your ordinary finishing school – it’s a secret academy for witches!  The headmistress is the quiet, bookish Cordelia Foxx, whose mother happens to be The Supreme.  Fiona Goode, played by the marvelous Jessica Lange, is the most powerful witch of her generation.  Despite the fact she’s dying of cancer, Fiona’s not ready to surrender her title just yet… So let’s start with the queen bee: Since Fiona has been top dog since she was a teen, she’s definitely established her own strong sense of style.  Rarely seen in anything but black, she is always decked out in dark, designer duds.  We featured Fiona’s field trip outfit as a “Look-of-the-Day” earlier this week.  Costume designer Lou Eyrich spoke with Entertainment Weekly about her work and Miss Lange’s look on Season 3 of AHS, “Last season, she had to wear a nun’s habit almost the entire time. So for her to get to start wearing Givenchy and Gucci and Lanvin shoes and Prada boots – it was so fun to watch the transformation. Jessica quite loved wearing all those jessica-lange-5wonderful clothes.”  Even though Fiona’s powers are waning, she doesn’t sugarcoat the truth about her selfish reign, as she laments, “All that power… I just took it, poured it back into myself, and dressed it up in Chanel.”  Damn straight.  Miss Goode is usually only out for herself, but she does give the girls the best style/witch advice on the show before their little outing: “WEAR SOMETHING BLACK.”  As for the students, people have been witch-hunting for centuries, so the school’s population is pretty small – in fact, there’s only four students!  The wonderful website, Worn On TV, did a flat-out amazing job of collecting each of the witches’ wardrobes.  It’s where our editors were able to find out where many jamie-brewer-2jamie-brewer-1jamie-brewer-3of the characters’ outfits were from!  First, there’s Nan, played by Jamie Brewer (pictured, above).  She can read thoughts, which can give her some overwhelming headaches.  Her signature look is usually a white and black or navy dress with a Peter Pan collar.  Our favorite frock of hers is pictured in the photo below, where she’s wearing a Nitcha Bow Collar Dress by Ted Baker.  The new girl in town is Zoe Benson (played by Taissa Farmiga), whose special power is… screwing her boyfriends to death.  To be honest, her clothing isn’t remotely as interesting as her special skills, but the girl can certainly rock a hat (pictured, below left)!  One of the most fascinating recruits is Madison Montgomery, played by Emma Roberts (pictured, below right).  She is a famous emma-roberts-3-jamie-brewer-5emma-roberts-4movie star, but also happens to be a Salem descendant, and instead of going to rehab, her agent decides to send her to the witch academy.  Despite being a diminutive girl, Madison can be downright terrifying, and since she’s a wealthy actress, it makes sense she’s got a closet full of couture, who also agrees with our opinions on Zoe’s duds (pictured, above right).  Madison dresses like a little tart in the beginning (pictured, above left), but as the show goes on, her clothing becomes more conservative, yet still retains its LA flair.  In the group photo pictured above, Madison wears a gorgeous mink hat and maxi dress by emma-roberts-5emma-roberts-6Free People called, what else, “Witchy Woman.”  Our favorite dress of hers is the square-neck A-line little black dress by Herve Leger (pictured, left).  Paired with the black headband, knee socks and cocktail in-hand, she looks like a sexy witch ready to take on the world.  But her most popular look was probably her infamous red dress of “Surprise, bitch” fame (pictured, above right).  The ruffled red frock is called the high-low “Fais” long halter dress by BCBG MAXAZRIA.  Madison wears this label quite frequently throughout the series, including the electric blue “Gemma” T-back dress (pictured, above left with Jamie Brewer) and the white “Diana” fitted dress on her night out on the town with Fiona (pictured, below) she wears with Steve Madden Spycee platform sandalsjessica-lange-6-emma-roberts-7emma-roberts-8emma-roberts-9After ahs-coven-3Madison’s “transformation,” of sorts, she keeps herself much more covered or shielded, usually by a fantastic fur.  The last student is Queenie, played by Oscar nominee Gabby Sidibe (pictured, below center), who is probably one of the funniest girls on the show, but she doesn’t get to sport of lot of great outfits (although we’re loving this black number below!)  She’s a poor, overweight girl from Detroit, and both intellectually and powerfully above her peers, so she’s bit of a loner.  When Queenie comes to New Orleans, she thinks she’ll finally fit in, but now she’s just surrounded by privileged white girls (even if they’re outcasts in their own right), and it Jamie-Brewer-6-Gabourey-Sidibe-1-Queenie-Taissa-Farmiga-2seems nothing has changed for her.  Even after coming to an academy of her own, Queenie still has trouble finding her “tribe,” just like the random side character who enters the students’ lives named Misty Day, played by Lily Rabe (pictured, below).  This little swamp witch has the power of resurgence, and a 24/7 obsession with Stevie Nicks.  Personally, she was this editor’s favorite character originally.  This lovely, poor hippie was lily-rabe-3lily-rabe-1lily-rabe-2burned to “death” by her own family of religious ahs-coven-2fanatics, but little did they realize she could bring herself back with magic and some mud from the swamp!  Despite being broke and living in a secluded one-room cabin, Misty Day certainly has her style staples: maxi dresses (mostly by Free People), lots ahs-coven-4of fringe and florals, layered necklaces, big belts, and many skinny scarves.  Along with her signature wavy hair, her bohemian look matches perfectly to her free spirit and earthy vibes.  Our other favorite lady of AHS Coven, Myrtle Snow, sums Misty up perfectly: “You miss the point darling,the swamp mud is a metaphor, her metaphor, she’s a sophisticated witch with extraordinary gifts, hiding out as a hippie swamp rat.”  The sarah-paulson-1sarah-paulson-2-jessica-lange-7other blonde mentor of the academy is Headmistress Cordelia Foxx, played by Sarah Paulson (pictured, left & above).  Cordelia lives in the shadow her all-powerful mother, Fiona, but after suffering a personal tragedy, is able to see things she could never see before.  Cordelia dresses the way you would picture a stylish 1940s heroine would dress – she’s usually sporting conservative, high-waisted pants, long-sleeved silk tops, large floral prints, lovely lace and she almost always accessorizes every look with a strand of pearls.  At first glance, Cordelia seems to be the complete opposite of her mother, but the two probably wear the most designer pieces on the show.  Cordelia’s printed blossom skirt (pictured, above) is Dolce & Gabanna, while the character also gets to wear Elie Tahari, Valentino and Ted Baker in other scenes.  Mrs. Foxx is lovely, but she’s nowhere as interesting as her mother, or the following queens… angela-bassett-1angela-bassett-2angela-bassett-3Next up is the ageless Marie Laveau, played by the ageless Angela Bassett (seriously, her skin is insane.)  Miss Laveau (pictured, above) is Fiona’s archenemy, the immortal voodoo priestess across town.  She is flat-out fierce, and Bassett is a goddamn dream.  Her tribe and Fiona’s tribe have been fighting for centuries, but they’re putting the angela-bassett-4truce aside to cause more trouble (especially after Fiona insults her in her own shop!)  Marie has been alive for hundreds of years, currently hiding out as a beauty shop owner, but her true passion is fighting for civil rights (and voodoo, obviously).  She’s got long, gorgeous braids and has retained most of her early fashion statements – Marie still rocks head-wraps, floor-length dresses and lots of big jewelry, including hoop earrings, long necklaces, cocktail rings and arm bands, angela-bassett-5-jessica-lange-8but has adapted them to modern fashion.  This editor had a friend who summed up the power struggle between Fiona and Marie as Lange and Bassett’s acting as “just cutting up the screen.”  Dead-on, we could watch these witches for weeks!  Their fight to stay on top keeps the story line mysterious and interesting.  Last, but definitely not last, is the most fashion-forward witch of the week (and possibly history?!) – Miss Myrtle Snow (pictured, below).frances-conroy-2frances-conroy-3  frances-conroy-4Played by the magnificent Frances Conroy, Myrtle is  the Head of the Witches Council, and Fiona Goode’s former foe.  In the EW article referenced earlier, costumer Lou Eyrich stated, “Ryan wanted her to be a cross between Diana Vreeland and Grace Coddington. It was fun. My team and I spread out across town in New Orleans looking for maxi dresses and capes and gloves and kooky glasses. Watching Franny transform into Myrtle Snow was a highlight.”  They certainly achieved the look, cause when Myrtle first appeared onscreen, all I could think of was the amazing frizzy-haired editor in the Vogue frances-conroy-6documentary, The September Issue!  (Myrtle and frances-conroy-5Grace have the same big hair, and seem to play second-fiddle to the stars in both their industries… the similarities don’t end there, either!  Both ladies have eclectic styles, and retain the most sophisticated, all-knowing air about them, while being unfailingly polite.  This editor could write for days about both of them!)  In CovenMyrtle Snow started out as the studious, good girl at Miss Robichaux’s, but has since transformed, so much so that even her former schoolgirl nemesis Fiona snarkily says, “Look at you, developing a sense of style frances-conroy-8when no one else was paying attention.”  With her signature hair and designer frocks, Myrtle always dons her winged cat-eye glasses and long gloves, along with several other vintage pieces.  She also has some very important fashion lessons for her bewitching ladies (like the one pictured, above right), and we featured her mini-unrequited love story/history of the wrap dress earlier this week on “Words on Fashion.”  Here are some of our other favorite Myrtle style quotes and lessons:

  • “I’m just MAD for tartan!”
  • “I’d rather burn, than boil.”
  • “Your tasteful modesty is out of fashion, so knock it off.”
  • “You could never pull it off, dear.”
  • “Your weak-willed, boring and your fashion faux pas give me nightmares.”
  • “Listen to the celestial tones.”
  • “You’re just like Halston when he sold his brand to J.C. Penney. You’ve forsaken your destiny.”
  • “Look at me, I’m fabulous.”
  • “Don’t be a hater, dear.”
  • And, of course, “BALENCIAGA!

frances-conroy-7If you haven’t seen AHS Coven please be aware, SPOILER ALERT AHEAD!  Costume designer Lou Eyrich spoke of Myrtle’s infamous last words and look with Collider last year, “That was a big deal, because in the script she comes out in a red dress and says ‘Balenciaga!’ so we all thought it had to be Balenciaga. We started researching, and we realized we couldn’t afford a Balenciaga dress, because we have a small budget. So Ryan said, it’s not literal, she’s just saying it as a crazy Myrtle thing, a Myrtle-ism. Then we were able to grind it out, and we actually searched town. But everything wasn’t eccentric enough for frances-conroy-9Myrtle, and then we went online and actually my shopper, Bob, found it online and it was the perfect thing, and it’s a Carolina Herrera. There was a lot of the stuff in the press saying, ‘That’s not a Balenciaga dress.’ But it was never meant to be.”  Honestly, it’s the perfect explanation for Myrtle’s whole ironic character arc, and probably the most memorable scene of the show.  Early on AHS Coven, Fiona Goode asks the mirror, “Who’s the baddest witch in town?”  Honestly, it’s hard to say with this list of rock stars listed above, but always remember, “BALENCIAGAAAAAAA!!”ahs-coven-5


kim-novak-1kim-novak-2When this editor was a little girl, she loved witches so much, she formed a “Witch Club” with her best friend.  (Thankfully, those days are behind her!)  She also loved old movies and Jimmy Stewart, so her parents rented her Bell, Book and Candle.  Honestly, I was so bored I couldn’t even tell you what happened, but it does make me feel nostalgic!  In the 1958 film, Kim Novak plays a Manhattan girl and a modern witch who falls in love with James Stewart!  She sports some stunning costumes by Jean Louis, who was nominated for an Academy Award for his work on the film.  Here is the best: a simple, long-sleeved black peplum dress, with silk gloves and the most elegant hooded cape to match.  Bewitching is an understatement.kim-novak-3

Wednesday’s Shoe

DEMONIA-FURY-100-BOOTSI’ll get you, my pretty!”  The entire plot of The Wizard of Oz is basically just a bunch of witches fighting over a pair of shoes, and we don’t blame them – the Wicked Witch of the East’s ruby slippers were absolutely stunning!  But since Dorothy took those, I’m sure the Wicked Witch ended up sporting something like these bad boys!  This gorgeous pair of shoes are called the “Fury-100 Pointed Toe Granny Boots” by Demonia.  They feature beautiful wingtip brogue detailing and a Victorian lace-up front.  While they would be perfect for a costume, they’re also subtle enough to wear with jeans and a sweater, or an edgy skirt.  They retail for 63.95 on sinistersoles.com.


billie-burke-1Are you a good witch or a bad witch?” Glinda asks Dorothy, upon her arrival in the wonderful world of Oz.  Who else would we feature on “Pink Wednesday” than the most famous good witch of all?  Billie Burke played the witch of the north in the 1939 classic The Wizard of Oz, and dons an enormous soft pink, sparkling ballgown, with poofed sleeves and a matching crown and scepter.  The film’s costume designer was the legendary Adrian.  When Dorothy is surprised at how lovely Glinda is, she responds, “Only bad witches are ugly.”  In The Wizard of OZ FAQ, by David J. Hogan, our editors were shocked to learn Glinda’s gown was featured previously in the movie, San Francisco (1936) on Jeanette MacDonald.  Hogan also mentioned that Billie Burke once joked of her costume, “I look like a refugee from German opera.”  Burke wasn’t far off, but it’s a cinematic look that has gone down in history.  Good thing no one dropped a house on this dress!billie-burke-2

Top 10 Fashion Tips of a ’90s Teenage Witch

fairuza-balk-1-neve-campbell-1-robin-tunney-1-robin-true-1In the week leading up to Halloween, we’re featuring our favorite looks from our favorite witches onscreen!  This editor was OBSESSED with the 1996 film The Craft, which is basically just a runway of the ultimate goth girl looks from the mid-90s.  It tells the story of a new girl in town, named Sarah (Robin Tunney), who befriends two shy girls named Rochelle (Robin True) and Bonnie (Neve Campbell), along with their intense friend Nancy Downs (Fairuza Balk), who to this day still scares the hell out of me.  In this Halloween edition of Little Black List we’re counting down the “Top 10 Fashion Tips of a ’90s Teenage Witch,” as told by the girls of The Craft.  Note: Sabrina wouldn’t agree with most of this. 😉

1. Put your own unique spin on your school uniforms.fairuza-balk-2-neve-campbell-2-robin-tunney-2-robin-true-2 2. Tinted sunglasses & floral frocks are essential for nature walks and bus rides.fairuza-balk-3-neve-campbell-3-robin-tunney-3-robin-true-33. Oversized outerwear is very important when summoning Manon at the beach.fairuza-balk-4-neve-campbell-4-robin-tunney-4-robin-true-44. You can never wear too much black. fairuza-balk-5-neve-campbell-5-robin-tunney-5-robin-true-55. Make sure to wear comfy overalls during levitation – you may fall!6. Refer to the classics: lace-up, pointed Victorian boots are must-haves!the-craft-boots7. Chokers, crosses & rosaries are the only necklaces worth wearing.fairuza-balk-7-neve-campbell-7-robin-tunney-7-robin-true-78. Vinyl plastic is the fabric of intimidation.fairuza-balk-8-neve-campbell-8-robin-true-89. Combine all of the lessons above when you’re about to have meltdown.fairuza-balk-910. Once the leader of your coven is committed, make sure to wear really terrible shiny clothing, so we know you’re safe.robin-tunney-8



cher-3-susan-sarandon-6-michelle-pfeiffer-11cher-4This “Tuesday Twosome” is a “Tuesday Trio,” and who better to feature during a week dedicated to witches than the Witches of Eastwick?  In the 1987 film, the beguiling ladies are played by everlasting beauties Cher, Susan Sarandon and Michelle Pfeiffer.  They play Alexandra Medford, Jane Spofford, and Sukie Ridgemont, respectively – three friends who are drastically different, but all face the same issue: men trouble.  While lamenting and bonding one night, the women accidentally and unknowingly form a coven, and conjure the “perfect man.”  Unfortunately, the so-called perfect guy happens to be Satan!  And who better to play him than devilish Hollywood bad boy, Jack Nicholson?  Here, the three ladies play around in some gorgeous frocks.  Cher-5-Susan-Sarandon-8-Michelle-Pfeiffer-12Cher looks stunning in a black evening gown, with a subtle sequined detail; Michelle Pfeiffer’s character is sporting a slick black hat and a large-printed pajama set; and Susan Sarandon’s character, Jane, goes from nerdy music teacher to a voluptuous redhead in a gold lamé gown.  The film’s costume designer Aggie Guerard Rodgers mentioned in a 1990 article in the LA Times, she’s featured jewelry of her late mother in all of her work.  (Fun Fact: Rodgers is also the costumer from Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice, who designed our favorite black-and-white striped pattern the lead character wears!)  The witches look absolutely lovely here playing around, but things take a dark and dangerous turn, and they have to figure out a way to get rid of the once perfect boyfriend they all use to share!  (P.S. If you couldn’t tell from the details mentioned already, this movie is super weird!)susan-sarandon-7